Dilmo

A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit

"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"

by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Amphetamine Dilemma

The difficulty choosing whether to finish your last line of speed, or keep it for a later time at the party.

Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.

Man: Are you going to finish your last line of speed?

Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma

by Spaghetamine Regretamine January 9, 2017

The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

Hilmarsson's Dilemma

When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.

Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.

by LeatherBeast November 7, 2008

expert's dilemma

A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.

The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'

by abu yahya June 23, 2008

dilf namjoon

dilf namjoon is Kim Namjoon, but as a dilf. 🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😫😫😫

Person 1: hey bro, what’s a dilf namjoon?
Person 2: Namjoon is a dad I’d like to fuck
Person 1: Namjoon is a true dilf

by DilfNamjoonIsMyKink November 10, 2020

DILFism

1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF".
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.

Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.

Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more

Person A: "Damn, Jon Bernthal is so fine, he puts me in heat"

Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"

Person A: "Why do you say that"

Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"

Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"

by anonymous December 31, 2022