Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

by plasticpb July 7, 2014

dickosity

Dick-like behavior.
see dick for definition

You guys should go on a break that way, he can reconsider his dickosity.

by malindaa5 December 30, 2006

Dicklomat

Dicklomat: diplomats and/or their staff who double park their cars (with diplomatic license plates), park in front of fire hydrants, run red lights, etc. with immunity from traffic or law enforcement.

Commonly found in Washington, D.C. & New York City (especially during United Nations General Assembly week)

"Dude, I almost got run over by a dicklomat's limousine over on Park Avenue".

"Nice. A dicklomat's car has blocked my driveway, and the NYPD tell me there's nothing they can do. Again."

by Enriques212 October 20, 2010

dickmite

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

by Fake Name January 27, 2005

dicksmith

one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.

Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.

by Kid Dickwell December 9, 2009

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dicksmith

One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.

Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.

( Bri ) What were they like???

Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith

by Jodi Henson June 20, 2007