deuce

A fat chick, usually weighing over 200 lbs.

"I think I saw Tom leave with that deuce"

by Nitsud420 June 4, 2007

deuce

2 ounces of liquid codeine

Last night I drank the deuce.

by taxi service July 8, 2009

deuce

another word for "take a crap"

Person 1- OMG Im gonna deuce
Person 2- k i dont really care

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

deuce

what you say when you're saying goodbye
it means peace out.

"Deuce".

by j dub December 10, 2002

deuce

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy

What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!

by S.A.K. June 25, 2005

deuce

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two

1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)

by Kev Nice April 17, 2006

deuce

a young boy who has a bad hair cut and looks like a homeless monkey

wow that guy is a deuce

by young hippo March 31, 2019