Dagwood Dog 

Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog

"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho

Dagwood Dog by Nutterpc November 13, 2004

dogwood sandwich 

A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.

I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.

dogwood sandwich by Cameo March 31, 2005

Dogwood 

Angry, hateful creature fuelled by pure rage. Powerful and angry, perhaps it's only weakness is an unusual fondness for Asian women.

Jesus man, put the sledgehammer down! There's no need to be so Dogwood about it!

Dogwood by Allen Park October 10, 2005

dagwood 

slovenly; ill prepared; lackadaisical.
A "dagwood like" person would show little or no attention to details nor does he/she clean up after themselves.

Coined from character of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie" who would always come home throw his clothes around and was never prepared.

You're always running around here like <Dagwood>. Nothing organized and everything is a mess. Its no wonder you can’t find anything! Come on... get it together.

Don’t pull that <dagwood> shit! You better throw those clothes in the hamper before you leave up out of here!

dagwood by westsan November 5, 2006

Dogwood 

a Dogwood is someone who is your dog (aka homie) and a wood (prison gang member aka Aryan Brotherhood).

Person 1 :What's up dogwood?
Person 2: Oh nothin much, w'boutchu wood?

Dogwood by CocaineAddict420 April 26, 2021

Wisconsin Dagwood

A sex position in which you slam your partner onto a grill and proceed to smother them in cheese

Me: bro I got lucky last night.
Friend: oh man did you give her the Wisconsin Dagwood?
Me: oh yeah, come to find out she's lactose intolerant
Friend: that makes it even better

Wisconsin Dagwood by User963502 June 10, 2022

dogwood 

The most basic is more accurate: Dog Boner.

Looks like that mutt likes you. He's throwin' some serious "Dogwood"! I bet a cat couldn't scratch that pinky down.

dogwood by SuperDave April 22, 2006