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deer stand 

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.
Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".
deer stand by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

deer shining 

going out with a bright spot light, looking at does and bucks in rut while yelling 'shes bleeding shes bleeding TIME FOR BREEDING!' then you try to hit a doe with your truck, get some meat and leave it there.
'so what do you do for fun in holmen?'
'we go deer shining and coon bashing'
'thought so'
deer shining by coon bashing king October 28, 2006

mmm my deer sexi pics 

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.
girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"
mmm my deer sexi pics by halalbe September 27, 2017

deer sausage 

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales
Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage
deer sausage by Deer sausage November 13, 2013

Deer slapping 

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

Deer street 

A place where a deer runs in front of you while driving, sometimes resulting in an inevitable collision
A male buck ran in front of me on a deer street. I stopped before hitting it, but I got rear ended by the car behind me