cuzbandry

Companionship between two cousins (or cuz-faces) that is so intimate, it borders homo-eroticism. The most common sightings of this big ol’ gay bond in action typically occur in 2-man team sports. Playing/mating patterns of the cuzband are similar to that of the mourning dove – one per lifetime.

Hoss: Say, Lil' Gary, would you like to join me for a bout of horseshoes?
Lil' Gary: No thanks, Hoss, I only play 2-man team sports with my cuzband, Luis. We are the epitome of cuzbandry.

by Tdeauxpahssss July 14, 2010

Cousband

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

by Ames_1 April 21, 2009

Cousband

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

by BeepBoopBopBopBeepBoop July 9, 2020

Cuzband

When a female in the deep south marries her cousin, he is known as her "cuzband!"

"Did you hear that Becka married Billy-bob?!"
"Wait! Isn't that her cousin?!"
"Well yes, but...no! Now he's her cuzband!"

by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010

Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

clusband

commom law husband; a guy who lives with you who is not considered your boyfriend or husband but has lived with you as your common law partner

My clusband and I have been living together for over a year.

by Deb T December 10, 2008