Cuntslam

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

by Laudanum November 27, 2009

cuntplant

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.

I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.

by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010

cuntflap

Labia majora.

aka pussy lips.

See also beef curtains

After the waxing, her cuntflaps shone pink.

The supreme cameltoe enabled me to imagine her cuntflaps with great detail

by GRR June 2, 2005

cuntplay

An alternative moniker for a terrible pop music group.

Turn the radio off please, Dave - fucking Cuntplay again, the mawkish twats.

by una szplodrmann January 26, 2014

cuntflap

A term used to refer to someone who is completely useless.

Good one, ya cuntflap, ya broke tha fucken chair again!

by bling bling February 28, 2003

cuntflapper

One who loves to flap cunt....

go flap ur moms cunt u cuntflapper

by AIM SN is xxDizannyxx .. my name is danny March 1, 2004

Cuntplain

When a feminazi cannot deal with facts, or a more moral, or better statement of an ideal that gets them upset or even triggered.

Feminazi: Watch out that rattlesnake is poisonous!
Guy: Rattlesnakes are venomous not poisonous.
Feminazi: Uhhhh!!!! why do YOU have to mansplain.
Guy: You don't have to cuntplain because you used the wrong word.

by Drunken Peasant fan July 19, 2017