Cuntwelder

A stupid bitch that will not allow vaginal intercourse so she only does it anally.

That cuntwelder got shit on my dick again.

by AETN July 29, 2011

cuntered

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.

Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!

by Perrance March 21, 2007

cuntsplodge

The stain left on sheets or mattress when a newly paired up couple insist upon fornication even though the female is heavily menstruating.

Oh bollocks, you've just cuntsplodged my mum and dads bed!

by pubstarz August 11, 2008

Cuntmeleon

When a woman acts nice and friendly to your face but is a lying, conniving cunt behind your back.

I used to think Marie was pretty chill but turns out she's a cuntmeleon after I heard about that shit she said about me.

by O Juan January 14, 2017

cuntseed

When a woman finally gives in to a man's desire to fuck her raw and cum inside of her.

After explaining how much condoms ruin the experience, and of course how much he truly loved her, Julie finally decided to cuntseed to her boyfriend's request.

by Arnie Grape May 10, 2022

cuntholed

A problem or situation caused by a female in which you are detrimentally effected.
Being betrayed by a female

Example #1

Matt: "Have You seen Jessica, she owes me fifty dollars"

Chris: "Dude you're not gonna see that money, you got cuntholed"

Example #2

Inmate 1: "What you in for dog?"

Inmate 2: " Domestic violence, but yo I didn't even touch her bro"

Inmate 1: " Damn brotha, you got cuntholed"

Inmate 2: "Tell me about it"

Example #3

"I've been cuntholed so many times its hard for me to trust woman anymore"

Example #4

"My aunt called the cops on me and now I'm a felon. That bitch cuntholed me!"

by King Richard Face September 21, 2013

cuntledwarf

Mix of a house elf and a cunt.

Jeremy is a cuntledwarf

by Daddyandmommy June 14, 2018