Catfished

To extend the truth to get a date

To be lied too by a munter over Facebook or other social media! Who turns out to be 300lb heavier than described. That is to be catfished

by TheWinch September 14, 2018

Cuntfirmed

Something that you know is happening, but you have no proof.

Guy 1: "Man, I'm so excited for the new Smash Bros game!"

Guy 2: "But they haven't said anything about it, not even a hint or a teaser!"

Guy 1: "Well yeah, but even so it's pretty much Cuntfirmed at this point, it's not like it ISN'T coming."

by ni:b::b:er February 1, 2018

Catfished

Fooled, hoaxed, pranked.

We got catfished by Lance Armstrong.

by AgapeAnna January 17, 2013

Accent catfished

When an online dated turns out to be just as hot as their pictures but they've an accent that would cut through your ears

How was the date man?
Okay she was hot but that dublib accent drove me to slice my ear off
Bro you got accent catfished

by Ginhater July 6, 2017

Cuntlashed

A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.

Completely pissed. Wasted. Out of it. Spangled. Ruddled.

Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'

by PJ_Bukem w/G dog September 1, 2006

cuntfused

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

by daisy21 December 8, 2007

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009