Cuntlashed

A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.

Completely pissed. Wasted. Out of it. Spangled. Ruddled.

Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'

Cuntlashed by PJ_Bukem w/G dog September 1, 2006

Cunt-Lashed 

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

Cunt-Lashed by Ron J September 29, 2003

cuntfished 

Being scammed online by a straight man pretending to be a woman, mostly with the intent of pulling nudes from other women.

Mandy turned out to be a dude. He cuntfished me.

cuntfished by fknMel December 9, 2016

cuntbasher 

someone who destroys cunts during intercourse.

i am a cuntbasher

cuntbasher by Rod Lemmiwinks Stewartson March 5, 2018