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Cruzer

A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”
by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018
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Police cruzer

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.
by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010
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cruza

This cruza should have never been hired for the job
by The4 deers March 6, 2019
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cruzorro

Mexican translation of the word Crossfox, a car made by Volkswagen in Brazil and sent to all LatinAmerica.
The word Cross means Cruz in Spanish and Fox means Zorro
El Rochín tiene un Cruzorro bien verga
by Dritus November 14, 2012
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cruzade

Term used to describe the 2016 presidential campaign of Ted Cruz.
He wants to de-regulate, repeal Obamacare, "carpet-bomb" Syria, defund Planned Parenthhood and deny LGBT rights because of "religious beliefs"?!? He's on a real Cruzade!
by Gronkage October 4, 2016
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cruzazulear

verb: To lose in an unbelievable way in the last minute, even when all the odds were on your side and everything was lined up for you to win, often because of weak determination, reckless errors or simply bad luck.
The term comes from Mexican association football (i.e. soccer) team Cruz Azul, who holds the top record of runner-up positions ever, repeatedly losing final matches during otherwise successful tournaments.
Short versions of the word: cruzulear, crulear
Dude 1: Did you see last night's Super Bowl LI?
Dude 2: No, how was it?
Dude 1: Falcons were dominant during all the game, they were about to win, but Patriots pushed it to extra time in the last minute of 4th quarter and eventually won.
Dude 2: Hmmm, I see that the Falcons cruzazulearon (short: cruzulearon / crulearon) again.

Student 1: How was the Physics exam for which you were studying so intensely during weeks?
Student 2: Buahhh… la cruzazuleé!! (short: la cruzuleé / la cruleé), I knew how to solve all problems but my calculator ran out of battery and couldn’t even finish the exam.
by Eagle XIII May 4, 2017
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crutard

small anoying person who is not unlike a retard. a combination of clueless and retard.
person A: what is two add two? is it six?
person B: shut the fuck up you fucking crutard
by Glen Goodfellow October 4, 2005
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