cruza 

A useless half ass

This cruza should have never been hired for the job

cruza by The4 deers March 6, 2019

baduza cruza 

A slow moving athlete.

Slothful

Space Cadet

Did you see baduza cruza? He was going 1.30 pace.

baduza cruza by Baduza April 27, 2008

Take a Cruz 

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation

I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.

Take a Cruz by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

crusader kings 2 

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

crusader kings 2 by kod15 January 26, 2014

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Cancun Cruz 

1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.

Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”

“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”

“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”

Cancun Cruz by builtforspeed February 18, 2021

Cruzer 

A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +

Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's

Cruzer by diktahp July 11, 2018