crunter 

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt

"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"

crunter by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007

crunked 

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

crunked by restin256 February 27, 2005

crudney 

The name that was affectionately given to the Rodney dining hall at the University of Delaware for it's lack-luster food.

"Yo man, stinkin' 'bout hitting up crudney?"

crudney by Games Yu February 2, 2008

cunnelinguist

Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.

Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.

cunnelinguist by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013

Crunken 

A word to describe someone or something as thicc or egg shaped.

Not lying she kinda low key thicc.

Nah bruh she be crunken

Crunken by Xabu might be crunken October 24, 2019

Crunkely 

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

Crunkely by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

Crunder

The underside of a crane, typically what the crane is carrying.

Grunk: Yo, what is that under the crane?
Cronkbopulease: Oh, crunder it is a shipping container.

Crunder by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022