Cruzing

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

curbing

v. The act of knocking someone out and then placing thier open mouth on a curb so that when the back of the skull is repeatedly stopmed on all of their teeth get broken.

I beat the shit out of him and then curbed his ass.

by Jay Tang January 3, 2005

cubing

(cube-ing) verb. Action of playing with a Rubik's cube.

Not now, I'm cubing!

by Bolesie75 April 17, 2010

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018

Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010

crumbing

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.

She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.

by sassymchateful January 2, 2009

crumbing

To be eating and dropping crumbs on the ground as one travels.

See Hanseling or Greteling.

Stop crumbing all over my house you Hansel!

by Candycasa November 24, 2009