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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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blowing the crotch out

When dry humping to much you rip or tear the, crotch of your jean shorts off.
Yo man I spent all last night at that party blowing the crotch out with that girl Ariella!
by crotch business February 12, 2015
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Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.
Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.
by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009
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crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.
My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.
by ISSEXY April 25, 2010
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Crotchbutter

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.
Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.
by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003
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crotchbulge

the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)
Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.
by Schnizzle July 21, 2004
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