Crotchamajiggers

Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.

Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."

by Rehabdirector March 29, 2017

crotchal

in the general area of the crotch; near the genitalia

"Man, did you see that piece of metal sticking out of Jay's crotchal area?!"

by Gina January 18, 2003

crotchboobs

Brony term, meaning breasts in the crotch area of a pony from the My Little Pony franchise, used in MLP fanart. They appear to be attached/grown from the top of the inside back legs, or slightly forward on the lower abdomen. God knows who thought this was a good idea.

Do not look up "crotchboobs" unless you want to be traumatised.

Brony FanArtist: Hey, I decided my current drawings of characters from a TV show designed for little girls weren't sexualised enough, so I decided to add BOOBS in the CROTCH area, crotchboobs, gettit?

Brony: Hot. I'm not a pervert, honestly.

by Fen94 April 16, 2014

crotchal zone

synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.

Sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and pass the 'melk?'

by elemental May 4, 2005

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

crotchface

(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface

guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!

by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009

Chotchbag

A person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995

"Wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. Be careful, the chotchbag's woven belt may cut you."

by HeroChotch July 13, 2005