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Jack Cromwell

A lesbian with insanely high estrogen levels. A super preppy lesbo that hates other races, and gets money from his parents, then squanders it on lesbos. He'll tell someone to be ballsy, but can't be ballsy himself since he's a soft coward
Jack Cromwell's estrogen levels exceeded the world record; lesbos find that attractive.
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
by Jack Cromwell January 28, 2018
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Crowelling

To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.
P1: Dude I'm totally Crowelling right now...
P2: I know dude me too...
by sniggolfoo October 22, 2012
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Croswell

A podunk town loaded with pig farmers, beet factory shit, pot smoking zombies, and Texicans looking for work in farm fields now picked clean by machines.

Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.

Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.
Need a podunk day trip? Then hop into your Michigan mud runner and head for a day of warped glee in Croswell, Michigan. You may stay there and inhale the pot-shit air that belches all day.
by The Bottom Feeder September 7, 2007
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Mr Crowell

A Pussy ass white boy teacher who thinks he's all that. Who fucks students and teachers and there's nothing you can do. Cause the police are neo nazi basterds.
I want down to angleton looking to get blazed and got caught by Pussyass Mr Crowell . I'll shove my size 12 boot up his ass if he catches me again.
by Youngthug101 January 20, 2017
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crowell

a last name that belongs to a hot amazing girl, tbh the last name means "cross"
you see that girl over there, yeah shes a crowell girl :)
by lilmama20 March 6, 2017
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Croswell and there people

A different kinda breed, a wallmart version of Florida conveniently packaged for your displeasure very neatly into one tiny town.
A hilariously Devine mixture of podunk rednecks Prepubescent pot heads , meth head zombies and moderately decrepit old woman who forget to take care of there cat, contributing to a growing ferril cat problem.
Croswell and there people what an adventure! Do not recommend!!!
by Croswell December 17, 2022
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Cooper Crowell

kelly: what religion do you believe in?
me: COOPER CROWELLISM
by mirror cat January 11, 2021
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