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commie bastard

A derogatory reference to communism, specifically to the Cold War and the (former) Soviet Union. For decades, communism was the ultimate and de-facto enemy of the United States and allies Active wars, coups, assassinations, espionage, and many other things, were fought/ordered/carried out over the perceived/real worldwide struggle between democracy and communism in the post World War 2 era (1945-1990's). The Vietnam War, Korean War, and Cuban Missile Crisis being the most notable for obvious reasons.

*This definition is especially important for those who may have no idea/not-sure why other generations in the US have such a strong anti-communism / anti-communist bias, and because recent history coverage in K-12 is poorly and/or quickly covered in US for a number of reasons.
"Yes children, the commie bastards actually put nuclear weapons and bases in Cuba with the blessing of Fidel Castro, and nearly started a nuclear war from which all your political correctness and 'safe spaces' would not have protected you."
by idiomatic4 December 18, 2018
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enough commie spam

A subreddit that believes that mass murder and tyranny are bad.
Enough commie spam sure is angry about Katyn and Holodomor.
by Liberty Ethos September 15, 2020
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Pre-K Commie

A teacher that doesn’t allow his or her students to bring in snacks, unless they have enough to share with the entire class.
Mom! Don’t bother packing extra food. I’m not allowed to have any food around after lunch, my teacher is a pre-k commie!
by SithLordTrevor August 6, 2018
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enough commie spam

A subreddit of people who are tired of seeing communist ideology inserted into unrelated conversations or on non-political websites/message boards.
A: "I'm looking for a place to move into, should I buy or rent?"
B: "You know under communism you wouldn't have to be oppressed like this"
A: "Dude enough commie spam"
by Im.Scatman September 15, 2020
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Commie tag

Terminology used during Navy Boot Camp that describes the stray material found on military issued clothing that can typically cause a trainee to fail an inspection.
Your not paying attention to detail trainee, there is a commie tag on the collar of your shirt, you should of clipped it off with a nail clipper.
by SavageNation July 17, 2009
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Commieboo

Latin name: Crassus communistus
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about Paul?

Person 2: What happened?

Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.

Person 2: Oh no.
by Herr Shrek February 27, 2021
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Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.
Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...
by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009
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