Triple Creamed Oreos 

When somebody ejaculates inside a double creamed Oreo, therefore making it triple creamed.

Man: Hey, babe, want some triple creamed Oreos?
Woman: You know it!!! Gimme

Triple Creamed Oreos by Big time crazy December 21, 2014

Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

Creampied Piper 

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.

"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."

Creampied Piper by nochilliam August 27, 2016

Creampied

When a woman is filled up with cum (in the ass or pussy) that it leaks out of her ass or pussy.

“He creampied me right in my tight little pussy. I had an amazing orgasm”

Creampied by sexdefinitions October 26, 2018

Creamed Onion 

Cumming in a girl's armpit

Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion

Creamed Onion by Butnuster69 July 4, 2021

Boston Creamer 

When you put a boston cream donut in front of someones asshole then you put your stiffy through the the cream filled part of the donut and into their butt also with the cream still on your dick. then your continue analing with the cream in their ass and then you cum in their ass. Once you've finished up you eat the cream/cum mix out of their ass.

I took a stop at Krispy Kreme before taking my girl home. I gave her the boston creamer.

Boston Creamer by bubbly_sphincter7 November 16, 2014

Meat Cleavered 

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

Meat Cleavered by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015