craptopia 

n. an imperfect place or state where everyone lives in discord and everything is for the worst

Visiting the inlaws is a journey to craptopia. I moved from south central Shitville to Craptopia.

craptopia by jawsfrog1175 February 10, 2009

Cramtosis 

The state of mind where you cram so much for an exam that you become completely delusional and your normal thought processes are overtaken by the crammage, leaving you to act, think and behave like a drunk and deluded zombie.

"Hey, you Derek. You've got a pad stuck to your jeans"

"Oh shit, are you serious? I was up cramming all night for our exam. How embarrassing. I've got cramtosis bad."

or

"Bro, WTF you're drooling!"

"Foreals? I cannot wait for this math exam to be over so I can get over my cramtosis."

or

An extreme example:

*Internal thought process:* "Green is such a inspirational colour. If I had a baby I wish it was green and then I would call it Wind. I wonder what baked wood tastes like? Shoes are so unnecessary. I'm only going to wear socks from now on. Men with moustaches really just have two sets of eyebrows. Glue is so useful, nutritious and super adhesive. Dragon's probably eat it too. They're probably also lactose intolerant. Wait... Shit. I'm in cramtosis. Must. keep. studying."

Cramtosis by EjeezyFosheezy November 6, 2011

crapntoss 

Slang word for Macintosh

Vince was having a lot of trouble with his crapntoss crashing

crapntoss by Skinfrakki October 7, 2005

Cryptovision 

Cryptovision is the recently experienced phenomonon of feeling like you are unable to see or make out letters when typing in the webpage verification code images used to complete purchases online. This is also related to cryptovisophobia, which is the fear that you have entered the WRONG verification code and will be forced to re-enter all purchase information resulting in a cryptoloop, or the endless cycle of entering all of your purchase information only to be forced to start over again...and again... and again.

Sorry I missed you all last night, I think I have come down with a case of cryptovision. I am really afraid I may have a full blown case of cryptovisophobia, because I spent 4 hours last night tryig to buy a hat on line and found myself in a cryptoloop.

Cryptovision by Trebleclef44 June 8, 2011

Cryptosis 

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

Cryptosis by Alustrous January 12, 2012

craptum craptorium 

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

craptum craptorium by steve austin August 18, 2004

crapitolism 

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

crapitolism by jesse September 5, 2003