coathanger

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

cowtard

A retarded overweight female. (slang)

If ignorance is bliss and gluttony a sin, then cowtards will happily go to hell.

by JJones January 11, 2009

coathanger

what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs

by i want my face to be blurred January 8, 2007

coathanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008

hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

by skirt lifter June 25, 2016

cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Copthamologist

Somebody who is a wannabe cop.. Even worse than the real thing. Tells you about all the "sweet takedowns" they know how to do and how "I'll get on the force" after they lose like fifty pounds of beer weight and quit working at whatever shitty job they have, if they have one.

Bryce - " bro quit laughing at me or I will put you in the oppressed black man hold i see on tv"
Joe- "Fuck you Bryce, you're just a copthamologist, you don't know shit you racist buttfuck."

by Professor Precious March 4, 2015