BeanSpleen's definitions

coathanger

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

roundhouse

A punch (or sometimes kick) where the individual swings his fist across their side to build momentum. Usually used by those who don't know shit about fistfighting, or when an opponent is being held by another. Very easily dodged.

That numbnuts came at my with his fist cocked back, and tried to roundhouse me. I straigh-armed him in the throat before he could even swing.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Clinton

A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.

The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

mortar

Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.

80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

rabbit punch

A move where an individual ducks, feints, and rises back up while jabbing at an opponent's jaw. Called a 'rabbit punch' due to the fact that it makes the person hard to hit back.

Some big burly bonehead tried to roundhouse my ass; I rabbit punched his slow telegraphing ass.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

.30-06

Just to clarify for morons, .30-06 is not pronounced as 'thirty odd six', 'thirty ot six', or however the illiterate or uneducated believe. The correct way is 'thirty-ought-six', ought being zero. This way, you're actually pronouncing all the numbers in the designation.

"Hey, look at my thirty-odd-six!"
"Idiot..."

by BeanSpleen January 20, 2005

gonna get got

Ill white punk-rapper known for such classics as "Anal Thermometer", "My Pontiac" and "Spank Bank". AKA GGG, Trip G, Trip Jeezy, Tha Trippla, G to Tha Three, etc.

Gonna Get Got -- exploding your sister's hymen in a town near you!

by BeanSpleen June 20, 2007