cowosarus

A large person, usually over 250 pounds, whom is not only fat but also ugly and smells bad, like some sort of combonation of fat sex and mexican food, and they are very controlling of their sexual partner

"Did you see that fat bitch brittany walking down the road? She was a cowosarus!!"

by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

Colossus

Peter Rasputin. A member of the X-Men who could change his skin to organic steel. Romantically involved with Shadowcat, A.K.A. Kitty Pryde, and with Zsaji, the alien healer. Killed while testing the cure for the Legacy Virus.

Poor old Colossus- he died for the team.

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

colosshole

A disgusting fat fuck, devoid of any redeeming qualities.

That colosshole Rita McNeil came to our New Year's party, and devoured all the canapes.

by wackjob 46 January 3, 2014

Colostomennio

when someone is being a real shitbag

"Wow, that dude is such a colostomennio"

by Zugondees May 12, 2021

On Colos

Being high on drug, alcohol, misbehaving, thinking backwards or simply stoned on Colorado. This is a popular saying by Nigerian tweeps on Twitter

Person A: The new president increased the price of fuel and encouraged citizens to work harder
Person B: What?! He's on colos!

by iammagnus1 June 28, 2023

Roman Colosseum

a sexual position, known as the "RC" for short, in which there involves 4 males and a female. The female is bent over with her back parallel to the ground, with each of her arms extended outward perpendicular to her back. Each of the 4 males must then choose which one of the following 4 areas they want to place their cocks in: 1.the mouth 2.left hand 3.right hand 4.pussy/pooper (the pussy/pooper option exists only due to the fact that whichever hole the male chooses, it will not effect the overall structure of the "RC") After each of the 4 males places their respective cocks in each of the 4 areas, while standing, each man must then raise their arms at a 45 degree angle and pound fists with the 2 males standing on both sides of him.(not the person standing across from him). I should further note that the reason for naming this sexual position the "Roman Colosseum" is the resemblance of it to the famous historic landmark located in Rome, Italy.

*Note to readers- the "RC" was co-created by Bill and Marc while eating all you can eat wings at Hooters c. January 2006. Frank and Alan were also present for this historic moment.

Bill, Frank, Marc, and Alan Roman Colosseum'd Amanda at the shore house.

by 4 Dolla Bill July 19, 2007

colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003