Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans
hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also
hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The
Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and
Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any
normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.
Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice]
Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real
crazy.
Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos
beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our
holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred
beans