Catteau

a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca

"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"

by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021

Contembate

The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.

The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.

by Thefonzz March 18, 2012

Conteam

The name of Jess and Gabriel Conte’s fan base

“Look at her watching Jess and Gabriel, I bet she’s part of the Conteam”

by Dolan_conte May 3, 2018

Full-Colter

When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.

That dude is going full-colter! Rad!

by coloradowolf January 18, 2014

catte

The feline version of "doge." Not yet an official meme; often used colloquially. Can be traced back to 4chan.org.

Time for my daily dose of catte gifs.

by MYSTERYOFTHEDRUIDS January 29, 2014

Colter

Usually a male. Cute and very good with girls also has an amazing body😍 All the girls will want a colter. Also a very good wingman

Who was that?

That was colter hot huh?

by Bruh2456 March 27, 2017

cattening

a cattening is a event in the DEAD AHEAD discord server where people spam ca stickers repeatedly until it is stopped.

"@everyone it is time for hellstorm cattening join #hellstorm-cattening

by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022