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Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.
Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
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Cornstabating

When a Pooley shoves a massive corn up his asshole and gains terminal constipation from then on. The greatest way to masterbate
OMG Grace was dead from cornstabating too much
by Pooleywoolwywoo May 21, 2018
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Constact

A portmanteau word being a blend of "constant" and "contact". Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020, when many employees were suddenly forced to work remotely; yet retain instantaneous communication with their co-workers.
Despite me now being able to work in my underwear, I was forced to keep in constact with the office.
by Office Skivvy April 14, 2020
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Cornback Sewer Trout

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.
by Clessard April 30, 2008
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constacall

when your bitch ass wife or girlfriend will not stop trying to call you, even though you obviously do not want to converse. This problem only seems to affect females because most men have enough pride and common sense to call and leave a message and accept that someone may not want to talk to you.
Oh my God, my wife is constacalling me. She must have found something to bitch about!
by big al 454 May 10, 2010
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cornpacker

I can't believe that guy is entering the quilting contest at the Iowa State Fair; he must be a cornpacker."
by cspan3lurker September 25, 2010
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Cormstick

(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.
Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.
by SasquatchHunter May 11, 2010
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