Constrained

Esp when I was younger than 10, my penis and bum was seriously limited outside of my dark blue brief undies and even seriously limited to pee outside my dark blue brief undies.

Esp when I was younger than 10, my dark blue brief undies constrained my penis and bum from showing, and from peeing naked.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

Irish Contingent

A clan that sets it goals at the highest levels of success.

Elite Gravy tried to be an Irish Contingent type clan.

by Marcus Suridius February 18, 2009

contingent

Real cool awesome people that live in Tennessee (Particularly in the Smoky Mountain Area)

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Tennessee contingent!

by SmokytheBear01 March 1, 2016

Constingency

The art of defining a budget value that on first inspection seems large enough, but in reality is not nearly enough

In a modern political economy Healthcare funding is based on the theory of constingency so at all times further cutbacks can be justified

by The only Cam June 5, 2025

contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012