coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

coprophilia

Getting aroused by feces

The big brown shark is gonna getcha.

by meow March 7, 2005

coprophilia

The uses of feces for sexual excitement.

She made her lover experience her ultimate fantasy: she evacuated her bowels upon him.

by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002

Conpriperous

1. Someone who lives on the edge. 2. A person that is living a lifestyle constantly in danger.

Man 1: Dude, did you just see that guy?
Man 2: Who?
Man 1: That person that just jumped into that shark tank.
Man 2: Seriously!?
Man 1: Yeah, he's really conpriperous.

I just saw someone today, he was so conpriperous. He literally fought a bear without using his arms, only his legs.

by Swagmoney August 19, 2013

coprophilia

arousal of playing with feces of your own or of others.

CJ likes the chocolate logs.

by Christopher Columbo March 2, 2005

Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

by spanky March 25, 2005

Coprophage

The literal meaning is 'one who eats faeces'; at one time French beef farmers used to feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food and because the substance contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose, resulting in coprophagic cows. Coprophagic behaviour is also exhibited by dogs under certain conditions, but can be prevented by feeding them tinned pineapple.

The use of the term has expanded, however, to mean a person, can be male or female, who is not very bright but is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is laughing excessively at the smallest joke; apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss; getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked; sending the boss birthday and Christmas cards often with a small gift attached. In short the sort of behaviour that makes you think if the boss crapped on their desk, this person would eat it anbd swear it was ice cream. These people are usually poor performers and it's only their relatioship with the boss that stops them from being potted.

It is quite safe to call these people 'coprophage' to their face as they won't know what it means and won't have the initiative to look it up.

Malcolm's just given the boss a big Christmas card and a present, so I told him he was the perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I'd just paid him a compliment!
You did, nothing about that wanker is perfect.

by Croatalin May 8, 2014