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Condom

Hey babe I brought the condoms.
by Bae of Tay February 21, 2017
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A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.
Darling I want to fuck tonight, but please wear a condom so I don't get pregnant.
by teddy jojnson October 25, 2006
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A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.
Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.

Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
by John R. December 8, 2003
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The greatest invention. Ever.
I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI
by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006
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If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong
that condom is my best friend
by prince May 13, 2005
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Something not likely to come in a family pack
Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...
by Delmar April 9, 2006
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Condomer

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
by Snoos September 30, 2009
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