Hercules Condoms

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear

Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.

MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd

Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

by staples are tasty July 21, 2021

niggas with no condoms

niggas with no condoms is the definition of (mainly) a black male but very rarely a black female whoms't've passed the boof whilst going in raw and contracting 7 std's and aids and hiv and niggas with no condom syndrome

Man, Darius, Jerome, Jamal, Tyrone, and Jaquavis all fucked Shaqueefiusmagdonaldmaximusprime raw, they must be niggas with no condoms.

by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018