coloktor

A distant land far from our reach. But in that land are many other Human beings who live in a time of knights and kings. this is a reference to Brandizan Gameplay's "Myths of Coloktor" Minecraft Roleplay.

now that you're in Coloktor, there is no way out...

by BrandizanGameplay(Youtube) August 17, 2017

Colóntonio

The act of having your asshole licked in and around the rim. Then making out with the person who has pleasured your asshole.

Chris: “Hey Brian don’t tell the guys, but is it weird my girlfriend ate my ass, then we made out?”
Brian: “Chris, that’s call a Colóntonio, and it’s both weird and discussing, and I’m definitely going to tell the guys.”

by TheCapt17 June 23, 2021

colostolingus

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.

Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.

by YAWA September 14, 2022

Colostomizer

Another word for a colostomizer is a dirty whore, or a tramp. It is a commonly used term among pimps, such as, when the bitch doesn't have the money for the pimp.

Dat fuckin colostomizer don't have my money again, Ima beat her ass next time I see her.

by FEDER4TION August 19, 2006

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007