colotto 

Contracted form, used in Italian, for speed control which is consider too dispersive especially when used in the metric form

Stai attento al colotto dietro al parco giochi.

colotto by Sniper assoluto May 4, 2021

colostofuck 

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

colostofuck by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

corporate colostomy 

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well

Brian Birkett

corporate colostomy by cumbrianbeast January 15, 2004

Colostomennio 

when someone is being a real shitbag

"Wow, that dude is such a colostomennio"

Colostomennio by Zugondees May 12, 2021

colostomy bag 

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003

Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.

Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.

Colostomy Bag Kate by John Pidcock December 22, 2008

The Colostomizer 

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

The Colostomizer by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008