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Coloncopia

I've had to deal with a coloncopia this morning.
by Goatman33 May 2, 2020
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Colonnato

Colonnato is a successful Italo-Bosnian festivity created by Bacca and Sanda’s imagination that is celebrated every 15th of January.
It consists of giving a present that must be cheaper than 2.50€ to your best friend; after this exchange, you also have to give your best friend 3 homemade cookies shaped like columns.
The cookies don’t have to taste like something in specific, you can choose the flavor you want.
A: it’s already Colonnato, have you made some cookies for your best friend?
B: Yeah ofc I did, I’ve made 4 chocolate cookies for my bestie! And you?
A: Stupid ass bitch don’t you know how Colonnato works?? The cookies must be 3 not 4 you dumb pig. Anyways I made 3 delicious strawberry biscuits for my bestie! Can’t wait for our meeting!
by Bbbbacca December 23, 2021
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Colontonio

One that has no balls. On rare occasions, has one ball.
Huestin: You got NO BALLS
Colontonio: Very well
by ChainGrandma February 15, 2008
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colonbom

Somebody who lets down the entire country or colony with their birth and disgraces them every second of their life.
grifter is a colonbom of Australia.
by grifter's mum April 6, 2003
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Colóntonio

The act of having your asshole licked in and around the rim. Then making out with the person who has pleasured your asshole.
Chris: “Hey Brian don’t tell the guys, but is it weird my girlfriend ate my ass, then we made out?”
Brian: “Chris, that’s call a Colóntonio, and it’s both weird and discussing, and I’m definitely going to tell the guys.”
by TheCapt17 June 23, 2021
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Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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psychological colonoscopy

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned
by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014
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