Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

by tobacco joe September 19, 2009

Colonoscopy

The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".

Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!

by Lord Aexerus February 25, 2011

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

colonoscopy

When the doctors stick a camera up your butt to see if your organic butt plug has bumps

"I'm getting my colonoscopy soon"
"That sucks!"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Colonoscopy

Irish brain surgery

Colonoscopy I just had Irish brain surgery (colonoscopy) When They went up my rear end they found 3 four leaf clovers and a lucky horseshoe. That explains your luck at the casino

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Colinoscopy

The study of a Colin

Wow, Colin is weird, we need to perform a Colinoscopy

by LilAussieBattler December 20, 2025