TheSusWordNerd's definitions

colonoscopy

When the doctors stick a camera up your butt to see if your organic butt plug has bumps

"I'm getting my colonoscopy soon"
"That sucks!"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Titos

Short for Tostitos chips

"God damn man it's midnight and I got the munchies for some titos"

by TheSusWordNerd August 15, 2022

Dumbass

A mildly vulgar yet popular term for someone who you think is stupid. It is the combination of Dumb and Ass.

"When did Chernobyl happen?"
"Google it, dumbass"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Semen

The fancy word for cum. In French it's "semene."

"What's wrong with my cum, doctor?"
"Your semen mass is quite low, m'boy"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Sumbitches

The plural for Sumbitch. It originates somewhere from down south. It was used once in Ernest Cline's book Ready Player One.

"If dose sumbitches ever touch ma woman again than al blow dem bawlls off"
"As Mr Miller says, 'Stack the sumbitches'"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

dogcall

A female version of a catcall, mostly sarcastic, but in the gym it can be used to get a bodybuilder's attention.

Amy: "Hey baby! Hot stuff, yeah you, pumping iron with those big ass arms!"
Jonas on call: "Tf, I'm calling my bf stop dogcalling me"

by TheSusWordNerd March 1, 2023

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The first stage of boredom: When one starts to find the internet definitions for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

A google search engine:
"When was the Gettysburg Address"
"How to get your crush to like you"
"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022