chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

Chortlephins

Noun, the chemical you release when you chortle. Closely related to the endorphin family. To laugh is to release Chortlephins.

"I just saw a bloke fall over in the street, boy did i release chortlephins!"

by Hollifer February 5, 2010

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020

The chort

"The Cheat" pronounced with Coach Z's heavy accent.

"Here The Chort, have a Trophy"

by Wezicus Ilenius July 6, 2003

chortle

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

The chort

See The Cheat

by Neosim February 18, 2003