cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...

The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...

by the captain April 22, 2005

cod

The guy at work, who does fuck all as a manager - umms and arrrhs when you talk to him, like a cod out of water. Never answers your emails and evades responsibility, does changes without telling you - like a slippery fish.

Worker 1: That fucking cod has fucked up again !!!
Worker 2: What a useless cod.

by codAtWorkHater February 4, 2010

cod

The best thing known to man.

If she gave me an AC130 and Chopper Gunner tonight, I would turn cod off.

by Panda Express123 March 30, 2010

cod

straight up Cash On Delivery, It also stands for call of duty.

I was bumpin my music, just bumpin my music. thats from ray cashs song bumpin my music and his abulm is named cod

by jackson mississipi July 10, 2006

cod

call of duty; a dull, time-consuming video game that leads boys (note: not men) to fall into pathetic life cycles of filth and apathy

cod has destroyed 6633 university drive

by wise one 123 April 18, 2008

cod

"Crack of doom" or "crack of death"
When someone's ass crack is visible
Plumber's crack

Ah sick! Look, that chick has a major cod!
Pull up your pants, your cod is showing

by coop09 May 20, 2008

cod

Another word for a testicle.

Ouch! I just smacked my right cod.

by poo eater May 3, 2003