Cockwomble

Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.

Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble

Cockwomble by ZegDrop December 26, 2015

Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.

Cockwomble by divasdayoff January 2, 2016

Cockwossler 

A woman who collects men's virginities. A woman who only has sex with virgin men. She's usually prideful about taking the virginity of the men she has sex with.

Did you hear that Leah is a cockwossler? She totally robbed those guys.

Cockwossler by riverG March 20, 2020

Cockwomble

The 45th president of the United States of America.

Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)

Shut the fuck up you great orange cockwomble

Cockwomble by MrsChippy1915 June 7, 2018

Cockwomble

A useless bumbling fuckwit..

He is such a cockwomble he needs to get a life..

Cockwomble by #1 real bitch July 11, 2016

Cockwomble

An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.

"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"

Cockwomble by Celebavari May 12, 2014

cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

cockwomble by spiddeer April 4, 2020