cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016

cocktone

To screw over your fellow group members for personal gain. Also, to display a high and mighty attitude.

Wow, you totally cocktoned me, I hope you burn in hell.

by JoeBob69 July 16, 2008

Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.

Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks

by Nico36 November 8, 2010

cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 21, 2013