Cockstipation 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"

Cockstipation by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

cocksheath 

An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.

Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocksheath.

cocksheath by will buck September 16, 2003

cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick

Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.

cockstrami by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005

Cockshwans 

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively

Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!

Cockshwans by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010

Cockstraint 

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

Cockstraint by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockshlap 

Cockshlap: A derogatory reference to call someone who you preferably don't like.

Johnson: Hey Harry.
Harry: Yeah Johnson?
Johnson: You're a Cockshlap
Harry: fuck you Cockshlap.

Cockshlap by Aggrolas November 23, 2015

Cockstica 

A swastica drawn with dicks.

You have a giant cockstica on your face bro!!

Cockstica by Angeledcock79 February 4, 2017