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n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively
Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!
by borthycleeaz July 19, 2010
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