cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

cockless

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004