cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.

That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.

by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008

Cockpiss

A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.

"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"

by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012

cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.

1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

cockfishing

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

by DrMoo October 27, 2008

cockmosis

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.

Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.

by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008

cockis

A cock that at erected size is considered large, but unerected is a 1 incher.

When David P. was boning me i thought he was huge, until i later peeked on him in the toilet and saw that he had a cockis.

by eneman September 22, 2004

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003