Cockblack

Cockblack, n: A cockblock that has a power level of over 9000.

Arthur: Hey lets go out!

Tricia: Lets go to Madagascar!

Zaphod: Wanna see my space ship?

-Tricia and Zaphod fly off in spaceship-

Arthur: damn it not another cockblack....

by Cyrus cybernetics corperation December 16, 2011

cockbasket

slang term used to describe the vagina

I dated a girl once who's cockbasket was so torn up from having so many kids,I had to make her cross her legs when we had sex just so I could feel it.

by Hybridbird March 2, 2005

Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008

Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.

Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.

by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.

Ryan is such a cockblaster.

by Brian October 16, 2003

cockflange

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.

"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"

by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

Cockslack

extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin.

Dude why didn't you get circumsized? Talk about anteater, you have a lot of cockslack!

by The Hot Sign Guy June 20, 2008