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cocksketball 

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
cocksketball by Jared February 21, 2005

Cockblanket. 

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.
Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.
Cockblanket. by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

Cockmarket 

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
Cockmarket by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012

cockjacket 

A term that a male uses to refer to a person he uses for sexual intercourse.
"Dude have you seen my new cockjacket"
"Ya, she is pretty hot"
cockjacket by dovz July 26, 2007

cock basket 

When a man serves his cock within a wicker shell to appetise his partner often including straw and marzipan
come rummage within my cock basket

cockbucket 

Someone who is being a douche bag, stupid shit, or just plain moronic
Wow your mom is a cockbucket
cockbucket by kevbo February 13, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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