knob gobblin' cock monger

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

Get merch

Get the knob gobblin' cock monger mug.

See more merch

cockgobblingthundercunt

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

Get merch

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.

Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"

Get merch

I saw this word on damnyouautocorrect. Perhaps the act of giving blowjobs frequently. A slut or sex fanatic would cockgobble.

Jean has been cockgobbling all night long! She must have an STD or something!

Get merch

When a guy is spooning naked with his partner as the big spoon, and his partner lets rip a massive fart.

Bloody hell Linda...that was a real cockwobblingthunderclap!

Get merch

A sick twisted individual who loves the cock. A professional Cock Bandit.

John is a cockgobblingfreak because he loves the cock.

Get merch

A Name For A Slutty Whore Slut That Give Blow Jobs To Many Guys (Usually More Than 3) At One Time And Lets Them Bust A Nut In His/Her Mouth

EX.1 Man Marie Is Such A Cockgobling Cum Guzzler
EX. 2 Dude! I Heard Joe Is A Cockgobling Cumguzzler

Get merch