Clothes 

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.

No way! He's wearing clothes.

Clothes by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Clothes 

Clothes are thing that you wear to keep you warm or cool on your body

Dad and mum:Leah put some clothes on your naked

Leah:ok ok ✅

Clothes by Ray@evie August 14, 2021

clothes mountain 

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

clothes mountain by Nennis October 9, 2008

clothes monster 

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.

Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!

clothes monster by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019

clothes horse 

A person who is passionate about new clothes. A big shopper and consequently, a big spender.

Suzy is a real clothes horse!

clothes horse by Former Clothes Horse Husband May 5, 2006

Clothes Boner 

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

Clothes Boner by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010

Clothes mullet 

The singular style started by none other than King of Fierceness Michael Jackson.

"Work" on the top, and "party" on the bottom, this style pairs a dressy blazer and a smart t-shirt with baggy pyjama trousers.

The style inspired several pieces from D&G, Louis Vuitton, and Bottega Veneta in their Spring 2009 collections.

"No one can reach the level of fierceness needed to pull off the clothes mullet, except MJ--he makes that shit werk!"

Clothes mullet by maura.fae September 12, 2009