Definitions by DefinitionOverlord

Teacher 

A underpaid individual who tries to force information for/about society into people's heads. Usually crushes children's dreams and makes people feel stupid by making them take exams or correcting them in every step they make. The schoolingsystem usually gets blamed for the way the teacher forces information into people's brain.

My math teacher really hates me. For some reason she can't force math into my brain.

Teacher by DefinitionOverlord May 9, 2017

Europe has a problem 

Describing a normal situation in Europe

Eugene: Europe has a problem.

Albert Einstein: OK. Nothing interesting happening then.

Europe has a problem by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Terrorism 

The act of telling fake news to make people fear something or somebody or despise a cerutain individual. This is referring to the terrorist attacks in Europe.

1. Donald Trump called CNN terrorists.
2. Europe has a problem with terrorism. The media keeps telling people attacks happened in France.

Terrorism by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Cell phone 

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

Cell phone by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Clothes 

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.

No way! He's wearing clothes.

Clothes by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Piece of shit 

A piece of feces/crap usually flushed down the toilet. Most people don't care about it or hate it (especially after flushing).

OMG!!! That's a piece of shit. Imma flush it down the toilet.

Piece of shit by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017