pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

That hit close to home

You often say this sentence to someone when you strongly relate with their problems because you more likely had this problem before or you still have it

Maria: I'm diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety
Julie: That hit close to home

by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

Clone Sense

Like spidey sense, but between to people where one person is a clone of the other

"I knew you were going to email just before you did"
"Must be our clone sense"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022

Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

close to home

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

closest friend

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.

May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)

by yrame September 10, 2012

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015