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Cocknut

A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.
I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!
by Vactory August 8, 2020
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cockney

Literally, a person born within earshot of the bells of St Mary-le-Bow church in what is now the City of London. However, technically speaking there can be no cockneys born after 1945 since the bells were destroyed by German bombs during WWII.

Today the term has expanded to encompass not only those from East London specifically but from London in general. The latter tends to be attributed by non-Londoners, stemming from their ignorance of the true meaning of the word.
by hux May 31, 2003
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cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.
Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005
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Cocknard

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard
by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011
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cocknballtorture

A sex torture Kink that will make your balls deflate and your lightning rod elongated. A beta male usually uses this type of kink.
Samantha: Ethan, shut up you beta.
Ethan: Oh Samantha, cocknballtorture is the best.
Samantha: Good you little pig boy.
Ethan: No don’t step on my balls and cock. Oh no Samantha. Don’t make me your bitch
by Theresagayguysomewhere October 17, 2019
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Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.
Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.
by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010
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Wet Cockney Fiddler

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.
by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018
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