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Cigarettes after sex

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
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Exalted Cigarettes

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes
Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!
by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010
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going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.
Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Menthol cigarettes

According to Dave Chappelle, the preferred type of cigarette for black people, but nobody seems to know the reason for this. According to the wikipedia article, a study in 1995 shows that 79% of black smokers prefer menthol cigarettes compared to 13% of white men or 20% of white women.
Grab me a pack of menthol cigarettes, a 40 of St. Ides, and a bucket of KFC and we'll have a good time.
by Spider Monkey66 December 9, 2008
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cigarettes

how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it
yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.

but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.
by dane's boy April 27, 2008
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Cigarettes After Sex

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022
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cigaretiquette

Preamble:
Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.

Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes

(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Bum: "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
by chrisag05 December 16, 2008
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